My Dirty Whispers
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
On my lonesome
This week is going to be NOOOOOOOO DIFFERENT.
Tonight- Zumba
Tomorrow night- Hash
Thursday night- Zumba or Trivia with hash at the pub
Plus i go to the gym 4 times a week and 2 times on the weekend- good thing is ive lost almost 6kgs in the last 7 weeks!! woot wooot
Then i want to have a couple of my girlfriends over because they have been looking after me ( they are mums of kids around 17) and I call them my Darwin mums. So i have to fit that in.
I thought 4 weeks would go real slow but its flown. He is due back next Friday- not long now!!
Since we last spoken the banana tree broke in the middle of the main stalk. The flower got too heavy and snapped. I was devastated! But i got some rope and tied it all up. They look like they are still growing but im not sure. Have to wait it out. I poured down rain last Friday night for about 20 minutes. I was watching TV in bed and heard it. Sounded sooo nice.. Havent seen any rain since. Its the build up at the moment and one day its going to get super muggy and wam bam thank you mam- its the wet season. Totally cant wait. Massive storms and heaps of rain. Everything will turn green and just be beautiful. Might even a get a cyclone. Fingers crossed we dont.
Work has been super good. I have been offered a full time position in the Quality Assurance office. Will be a great learning opportunity and im really excited to get in there. I think i will start there full time in a couple of weeks. For once I can say I really enjoy my job. I loved working at the pharmacy- so its a Darwin-i really enjoy my job.
Something else that has happened is, i mastered the application of liquid eyeliner. I have wanted to do it for years but never got around to teaching myself. I use a pencil on the bottom but liquid on the top of the lid and it looks awesome. Sometimes i leave the pencil off the bottom and it sorta opens my eyes a bit more. I love makeup and am soo excited to show Ryan when he gets back. He hasnt seen me with liquid eyeliner before..
I also found an awesome take away place. Its called Wild Burger.. My friend Mel and I go there at least once a week for lunch and get prawn wrap. Soo yummy and only $7.50 They are big wraps too. They shouldnt be too fattening. But all the same its nice as.
And on a very interesting note- I sold our home gym yesterday. Ry asked me to try sell it while he was away. They came to pick it up and i was expecting a meathead to come to the door but an old man came and said that the guy Jason that i sold it too was in the car and had trouble getting out because he was a bit disabled. So i went to the car to say hi and say thanks for buying it. There Jason was, struggling to get out of the car. He said he broke is NECK! and needs the machine for rehab. You could tell that he uses weights every day because his arms were very shaped and had mussels. He obviously had brain damaged but i was soo impressed because he got inside and started helping his dad and brother pull apart this machine. He was also very smart- all of them were. Im happy the home gym didnt get bought by some douche bag wanting bigger guns. I havent told Ryan about it so when he gets home thats another surprise! Liquid eyeliner and no home gym in the spare room! yaya
Well i better be off coz i am at work..
love youxx
Friday, August 26, 2011
Bananas ba na na s
To be honest I thought the tree was dead and a couple of weeks ago I cleaned the garden and pulled all the dead leaves off and cleared around the base. Maybe thats exactly what it needed. Ive been talking to a few people about it and they said it will take like months for them to fully grow and ripen, so the wait is on. And im not going to cover them or anything. I hope I dont lose any. Just hope Jackson doesnt like bananas. I dont think he will eat them. But you never know with him.
Our neighbour has a banana tree on the other side of the fence, right next to ours. Turns out he planted them both years and years ago and 1 grew on our side. His tree has never given bananas and ours have a few times over the years. So once they ripen, ill go give him a bunch.
I will keep you updated. xox
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
'A memorable collection'
Birthday Stories is a collection of stories from all different authors and they are all based on birthdays. They arent all happy stories leaving you all warm and fuzzy inside. Most of them have you thinking long afterwards trying to figure it out. Im guessing that was Haruki's intension.
She even thought of the bookmark- how could you not love her.
Ive almost finished Birthday Stories. 5 Short stoires to go. Once finishing, i will let you know which was my favourite and what Haruki Murakami ill be reading next.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Darwin is attractive
This is the photo of Brutus. His huge.. but when looking for this picture there was a real and fake version. this is the fake version. the real version isnt that much smaller.. Cruisers are held daily to see jumping crocs. Crocs a big up here.
Then we went to the ski club and had some beers, headed to the mindal markets and caught the sunset. Magical
Monday, July 11, 2011
Chad the mail/space man
He comes in every morning and asks " having fun in the sandbox this morning ladies?" We say yes and he moves on and says it to the next office. Quite a cheerful old man. My manager warned me that if I got him talking he wouldnt stop and up until this morning i just said hi and got on with my work.
This morning my manager was out and I asked Chad what sort of hours he works and crap like that. He replied "Well i really shouldnt be working here, Im actually regarded as being as bad as Alkida" I just nodded and asked why, Chad went on to say, it was because he is involved with a planet in space. Its a million light years away and the planet managers and he once asked the managers of the earth if they wanted to form an alliance with this planet that his involved with. The managers of earth said that if this planet tried to make contact with Earth, Earth would then launch a nucleur war on them. When they were denied, Chad was upset and stuff, and he said to me that he didnt understand why Earth wouldnt want to be involved.
The whole time he was talking, Im trying to figure out if this old man was serious or pulling my leg. I couldnt tell. He then went on to say he married a princess from the planet and hasnt seen her for 31 earth years because he pissed off her father for marrying his 3rd youngest daughter. Chad has been to the planet hundreds of years ago- The planet has no name- and he doesnt have any photos because they were lost in the past. He also said that he has a house on this planet 3 times the size of Earth, and thats a small house. Chad said that the houses there are actually living beings. You live in them. Like something alive. Not a human being. But if you need assistance, the house would talk to you and sort everything out. He answered all my questions, I was just soo interested in what he had to say.
I asked him if his princess was human and he replied yes. They are all humans living on this planets. The men are the same as ours and the women are all the same exact they dont have any pubic hair. This guy said this with the straightest of striaght faces.
He also said that he cant wait to get back. He doesnt know when it is but he is hanging out for it. He said that he had seen the world when it was just dirt and giant spiders and he was in a space suit this one time and a giant spider attacted him. WTF!!!!!!!! He told me that in a single jump, the giant spiders could jump 90,000 times their lenght. In a single jump. He also said that he was scared of the palms that fall of the palm tress because they look like giant spider legs.
My manager finally got back and heard the tail end of him telling me stuff. After he left, she started laughing so hard with her hands over her face. I looked at her and said asked if he was for real. She said yes. He is 100% serious and really believes it. When my manager first started working here, she was told by her boss that if Chad started talking about space stuff to her, just ignor it. So he is been believing in this stuff for years and years. He even has a cowboy hat with a bronze circle emblem on it. So there must be something on the net. ill look it up and let you know. Im going to try and get some more info from him. Ive never come across someone like Chad. He told me heaps more stuff.
What I have told you sounds like something from a book but Chad was for real and it blows my mind.
Could he be telling the truth, or is poor Chad just nuts? :(
Friday, July 8, 2011
HASH HOUSE HARRIETTES
We got to the house which was about 15 minutes from mine and went upstairs. I could hear a lot of talking and giggling. Once I reached the top of the stairs, I saw 18 women from around the ages of 35-85 years old all dressed up in daggy wedding outfits and dresses. One lady was getting remarried and she had a madonna like wedding dress on with a vail and condoms tied to it. I felt totally out of place. I shook hands with a few of them and said hello to everyone else, paid my $10.00 and then was introduced loudly to the whole group and they all smiled and nodded politely at me.
The lady that's house we were at, announced that we were off and we were going for the HASH walk.. an hour or so walk around the suburb that i didn't even get the name off. The host would lead the way and I just followed and spoke to who ever would talk back. The walk was full of false starts, where we would be going in one direction and the host yells "FALSE START" and we would turn around in the direction we just came from. I looked this up on the net and the false start is for those at the front to go back, shuffle the pack and meet with the ones at the end. Its a great idea. They should do false starts for all marathons :P - as if that would happen. That's how i got talking to other people. Basically it was a bunch of ladies walking and gas bagging. You could drop off at any time of the walk and go back to the house, where you would wait for the rest of the group to get back. Anyways, so we got back to the house, had some drinks, most of the ladies were drinking wine, beer and vodka :-O . It was really funny to see. We had a yummy yummy dinner and then the meeting started.
Its a charity and they walk and raise money for all these different causes. Every Wednesday it is held at someone else's house, they make dinner, they all go for a walk and then they sing some funny songs that they have made up or got from other hash groups and they go through the events they have coming up and tell funny stories of what happened during the week to them. Jesus that was a long sentence- sorry. It was really good. This group is just for ladies and there was only like 18 but usually there is 30-50 and because the rugby was on there wasn't many at all.
I was the youngest there and felt so out of place but i want to go back next week. They told dirty jokes and had a steel hospital urinal, like a hand held male one. It was nice,clean and shiny like someone polishes it every week, and every week it is given to the host for next week. So this urinal gets passed around and everyone puts a little bit of their drinks into it and the host has to skull it while they are all singing this funny song. They made me do it coz i was new and i spilt it all over me :-O so embarrassed but they all laughed and apparently Shaz did it the week before and spilt it all over herself so that was alright.
It was very relaxed, so welcoming and really enjoyable. It was so cool seeing these grandmothers and stuff doing vodka shots and swearing like sailors. They also have funny nicknames for each other, and you get named when you do something accidentally ridiculous or it could refer to your job or your name, and the older ladies decide what your name is.
Here's some of the names
Ichy tit ( she had an infected nipple on time)
head job (she was a hair dresser)
plucka
postie
princess
ice maiden (brings ice every week for the esky)
hooker (she worked at lj hooker),
hoops
help me ( her real name is Rhonda) Beach boys song :-D
Madonna
I haven't been named, i think i will have to be there a few months before i do. They record how many runs you do and they go overseas and do runs. Its an international thing. Its huge and has been going on for a looooooooooong time.
It was a really fun night and I'm going to blog about it every week and take some photos. Such a happy bunch of ladies. They even have a website which isn't kept up to date to often but once Ive been there for a while, i will offer to look after it and update it weekly. Shouldn't be too hard. Check it out http://darwinharriettes.jigsy.com/
Now that i have changed jobs, i have access to the blogger site so i should be posting much more- so be prepared to be blogged people.
Catch yas next week for your update on the Darwin Hash House Harriettes
laters xx